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SAY CHEEZE Jokes A Prayer Dear God, I beg you to..... Give me the wisdom to understand my boss. Give me the love to forgive him. Give me the patience to understand his actions. But dear God, don't present me with strength. Because if you give me strength.... I will break his skull!! Little Johnny Teachers never give up and neither does Little Johnny. She asks him, "Can you name the Great Lakes?" You know Johnny, he is always fast with an answer and he pipes up with, "I don't need to. They've already been named." Little Johnny watched fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful" said his mother. A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?" Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, "Dad, is God a man or a woman?" His Dad replies, "Johnny, both. God is both." Johnny asks, "Dad, is God black or white?' His Dad says, "Both. God is both." Ok, then Johnny asks, "Dad is Michael Jackson God?" Eager To Impress the Boss A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Boss standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the Boss, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?". "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the Boss as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy". |
